mr. richard jaspering stomps, spits, spews, bleeds, and pukes. a lot. and that's just outside brb! as the drummer and number one death-defier for pie records, he not only hurls his girthsome frame into a multitude of foreign objects (wheelchair, trashcans, chairs, desks, small children, pretty much anything), but also into every earth-shattering beat. he works primarily with burt reynolds band, but he has lent his "talent" to nearly every pie band at some point.